John Bottomley
John Bottomley is a fan of all things gross who loves to make children laugh. When he’s not writing, you can find him playing Operation or watching Casualty.
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What If My Snot Glowed in the Dark?
Everybody pees, poos and pukes, and everyone has icky skin and smells horrible. But have you ever wondered what would happen if your burps could…